Sunday, August 16, 2009

Gadna


Last Sunday, our Ulpan arrived at the Tzalmon army base in the North, around 15 kilometers northwest of the Kinneret (Lake Tiberias). We spent a week in a program called Gadna, which is put on by Zahal (IDF), and functions as a preview to basic training. A lot of Israelis do it when they are 16 or 17. They woke us up early every morning, between 5 and 6:30, to begin our daily tasks of cleaning bathrooms, picking up garbage, classroom lessons, running from place to place while counting down from 20 in Hebrew, and standing around in the blazing sun at attention for indefinite periods of time. Standing still is a very highly valued skill in the army. It's a fun challenge to see how long you can have beads of sweat rolling down your face until one finally tickles you enough to force you to move. Then it's a test to see if you can wipe it away undetected by the commanders so as to avoid doing push-ups. If that fails, the trick is to see if you can manage to do push-ups on a bed of gravel and avoid re-opening any scrapes on your hands that you acquired during any one of the number of activities that included scooting across rocky terrain on your stomach. Fortunately, I only had to do punishment push-ups once, due to an unbuttoned button.

Overall, I thought the experience was great. It was such an interesting perspective of the army that I would never have had the chance to see otherwise. We had some interesting classroom lessons on a variety of topics. The ones I found most interesting were the purity of the weapon, missing soldiers (primarily Gilad Shalit), and learning about M16s. On the last day we got to fire them. I hit the piece of paper with all 11 of the bullets. It was intense to be behind such a powerful weapon. My heart was beating really hard. I have gotten so used to seeing people my age and younger carry them around everywhere and I liked experiencing for myself what it is like to use one.

I also enjoyed the physical competitions. The different teams would have to complete various challenges such as jogging, running lines, push-ups, sit-ups, and army crawls across a field of gravel (that one left our knees scratched and bruised). One day they thought it would make the competition a little more interesting if we did it after dinner, resulting in several people throwing up. The strangest one involved teams racing to open and eat cans of tuna, sardines, and the equivalent of kosher Spam, and drinking a huge gasoline can full of water. It was a sample of the food given to soldiers who go out on missions in the field. Directly after, they gave each team a box of these field rations to eat for lunch, because what you want after eating it all under time pressure, is to have the chance to sit down and really enjoy it. It was all really fun though. I would definitely do the army if I was making Aliyah. For those who are interested, the Israeli army, which most of us know as IDF, Israeli Defense Forces, is called Zahal here, which stands for tzavah hagana l'yisrael, army defense Israel.

Pictures:
1st: One of the buildings on the base (uniform storage) and the hills in the background. The base was in a beautiful area.
2nd: The field of gravel where we spent hours standing around in the sun at Hakshev (attention). The flag raising ceremony took place here every morning.
3rd: Our bad ass 19-year-old mefakedet (commander) leading the way down the hill to the shooting range.
4th: Who likes cleaning bathrooms at night in pajamas? I do!
5th: Kitchen duty day. We washed a lot of dishes that day. We had brief training including the importance of staying out of the dairy sections of the kitchen when you're working a meat meal and being careful not to mix any of the dishes or utensils.

More Gadna Pictures



Pictures:
1st: Sometime around 5:15 am after sleeping outside. We woke up in shifts throughout the night to do guard duty, which consisted of walking around the area in pairs to look for animals or anything suspicious. I had from 3:50 to 4:15.
2nd: Camouflage day! (I'm the top right) We had to use water from our canteens and make mud to put on our faces. Then use any surrounding plant life that looked appealing to make ourselves look more like nature. We also learned how to jump to the ground and protect our heads during grenade explosions. It's important to remember to keep one leg crossed over the other to signal that you're still alive.
3rd: Me shooting an M16
4th: The shooting range
5th: At the end, our mefakedet was allowed to answer questions and converse with us like equals. We were even allowed to call her by her first name. She was one of the sweetest people I've met here.

Friday, July 24, 2009

Body Modification Day! (Parental advisory suggested)



Last weekend, Ilana, Chloe and I went on a little trip.  Through a series of events, we ended up in a little town up North at 8:30 in the morning with nothing to do.  After breakfast, Ilana mentioned that she wanted to speak with a tattoo artist she knew who worked across the street. Chloe asked if today was going to be the day that Ilana got her second tattoo, which she has been thinking about and drawing since we've known her.  Ilana told us, "No no, I just want to talk to him."  About 20 minutes later, it was decided that today was the day.  She had been wanting to do it with us there and the timing was right.  At that point, Chloe, who had been thinking about getting her tongue pierced for a while now, verbalized this idea.  Of course Ilana was all for it, but I told them they were both crazy and that I was definitely not getting anything done.  After Chloe's tongue had been successfully pierced, I began to think about whether I should get my earlobes or my cartilage pierced again.  After we held Ilana's hand throughout the duration of her tattoo, I settled on a second cartilage piercing.  We walked out of the parlor 2 1/2 hours after we walked in and all had a laugh at the strange morning we'd shared.  For lunch we ate ice cream. 

Pictures:
1st:  Chloe nervously contemplates exactly what it would feel like to have a needle through her tongue.
2nd:  Ilana bites herself as the fun begins. Don't worry, it'll be over in just 40 easy minutes of being poked with a needle 100 times per second. 
3rd: Getting there...
4th:  My ear
5th:  Survivors

Mom and Dad- don't watch this.


This is Chloe getting her tongue pierced.  The needle was actually already through, but this is when the guy replaced the needle with the actual stud.  It was a really fast process and Chloe reported feeling no pain, just a strange sensation.  She ate ice cream, yogurt and frozen drinks for the first day and a half, but got used to it really quickly and was back to normal foods.  You'll all be happy to know that she is healing very successfully.  Good on ya, Klo. 

Some Random Ulpan Fun






Pictures:
1st: Jessie, Ilana, Me, Chloe in old Yafo.
2nd:  You can find a lot of interesting stuff at the flea market in Yafo.
3rd:  Guy (Britain) and Bagdan (Ukraine, recently got kicked off the Ulpan).  Bagdan is a competition boxer and was one of the best in his area in the Ukraine. He made Aliyah and will soon be competing for Israel.  Guy is also a boxer.  Despite the fact that these two have no common language, except for the several phrases in Hebrew they learned in Keita Aleph, they were best friends and spent all their time together, usually walking around shirtless smoking cigarettes.  Sometimes Bagdan would show Guy boxing moves and they would play games that involved hitting each other in the arm.  Guy has been so depressed since Bagdan left. It was a beautiful relationship.
4th:  Meir (head of the Ulpan), Diklah (our Ulpan Ima), Shoshi 1 (Keita Bet teacher)
5th: Me at the Tzuba blood drive.

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Davis Cup







As some of you might not know, Israel made it to the semi-finals of the Davis Cup.  I went to Tel-Aviv with my friend Josh (New York, 23) to watch Russia get defeated in the quarters.  We went to day one and day two of the three day tournament.  It was awesome. We started out the first day with Dudi Sela and Harel Levy locking down two singles wins.  Day two clinched the win when Andy Ram and Jonathan Erlich beat Marat Safin and Kunitsyn.  It was a huge moment for Israel and it was so fun to be a part of. 

Day one took place on a Friday.  A really friendly man we were sitting next to invited us to his house just north of Tel-Aviv to have Shabbat with his family.  We figured an opportunity like this doesn't come along too often so we jumped on it.  It ended up being really fun. It was him, his wife, his 14 year old son and his 31 year old son.  It was so good to have a home cooked meal too. They really welcomed us into their home as part of their family.  It was one of the best experiences I've had in Israel and one I will remember forever. 

Pictures;
1st:Dudi Sela Neshama!  (One of the cheers for him, Dudi Sela's got soul/spirit)
2nd: Ram and Erlich in the blue vs Safin and Kunitsyn
3rd: Safin (The somewhat rude Israeli fans thought it was funny to sarcastically cheer him on as Safina)
4th: Me, Amir Hadad, Josh
5th: The family who took us home. We were trying out the self timer on the camera

Eilat







A couple weekends ago I went to Eilat with 4 of my friends from the ulpan.  It is the southern most city in Israel and from there you can see Egypt, Jordan and Saudi Arabia.  It is extremely hot. It was in the low 40's celsius when we were there, which is about 104 to 110 degrees. It doesn't really cool down at night either, it's just more tolerable because the sun is not on you.  Rowan, the Aussie, got off the bus and immediately told us how much he missed the heat and how good it felt.  

We stayed at a hostel that was about a 15 or 20 minute walk from the center of town.  It was a really nice hostel and the 5 of us had an 8 person dorm to ourselves.  Chloe (France) and Tamar (New Zealand, 18) both went down there to take a two-day advanced diving course.  While they did that during the day, Rowan, Itamar and I walked around the little shops by the beach, escaped the heat in the mall, and snorkeled.  The snorkeling in the Red Sea was absolutely awesome. The visibility was perfect and there were so many kinds of tropical fish.  We even saw an octopus! 

The last day we all went to a place called Dolphin Reef.  It's a huge place on the Red Sea that is home to about a dozen dolphins.  You can snorkel or dive with the dolphins, or just watch them being fed, which is what we did.  The trainer was very attractive.  Tamar, Chloe and I listened very attentively while he delivered his talk about the dolphins and the facility in Hebrew, most of which went right over us.  Overall, I loved Eilat, but I don't think I could live there. 

Pictures:
1st: Rowan, Me, Itamar
2nd: Me, Chloe, Tamar, Sexy Dolphin Man
3rd: Cute kids watching the dolphins
4th: One of the main sections of beach, Jordan in the background
5th: Rowan, Itamar, Chloe, Me